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==Quotes==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.
Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane.- Saveme Oh


*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!
*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane


*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline  
*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline  

Revision as of 10:59, 11 July 2008

Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

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  • Jumpman Lane ™


Quotes

Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane.- Saveme Oh

  • All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
  • Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline


Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™

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Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

  • Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

  • Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
  • Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
  • Layout Editrix, annie Juran
  • Circulation Editrix, G String
  • Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
  • Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
  • Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

Reportors and Photographers

  • Sillie Schmooz
  • Kryztine Ballinger
  • Dokan Dryssen
  • Krystel Sands
  • Jessy Lynch
  • Sole Jie
  • Vila Demonge

Former Staff

  • Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
  • Lady Dawson, former publisher
  • nomads Dagger, former reporter
  • Bane martinek, former photographer
  • Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
  • Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

Business

  • CEO Jumpman Lane™

Directors

  • Sole Jie
  • Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO

  • Bane Martinek
  • Spook Tomorrow
  • Keyshop Coker
  • nomads Dagger

et al

Slut of the Year

Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

2007 Winner

  • Roxana Fouquet

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