User:Anna Tsiolkovsky
ANNA JUNEBUG TSIOLKOVSKY
Anna Tsiolkovsky has graced this page with her presence.
Vital Stats
Birthdate: 11/05/06
Resident Status: No Payment Info on File
Hair color: Blonde
Eye color: Blue
Blood type: B+
Religion: Nunchuck
Language: English
So What Am I Doing Here?
Basically, I don't go to office hours. I don't file Jiras or bug reports. I don't have a keen interest in pressing SL issues. But I know a good opportunity to write about myself when I see it.
Humble Beginnings
Anna was born on November 5th, 2006, in Bear Infohub in the Bear sim. It was harsh in those days. Wars were being fought over the rights to sit upon the two chairs inside the infohub cabin, and many lives were lost for centimeters of simulated ground. The only refuge was a wall that wrapped around the main square, sitting prevented bullets and missles from rocketing one's avatar out of the grid. It was upon this wall, as she was being caged and firebombed, that Anna found her first friends in this harsh new world. They all shared a common trait: an interest in this new old world of Second Life and being riveted to their seats due to the flying cages.
It was also here that Anna found her first Leather Sofa, a piece of furniture that would follow her throughout her life. As numerous leather sofas were rezzed out by a fellow hapless newbie who didn't know how to return objects to his inventory, Anna grabbed on and placed it out, which provided much relief from the cold brick wall. It was with this Sofa that she practiced many useless skills such as rotation, position, and scaling of objects. Many a person was induced to vomit during Anna's rotation tests on the sofa. Newbies would log on every night to see the newer newbies tricked into sitting upon Anna's Magic Leather Sofa.
Within a week, the Lindens came from the heavens and outlawed all object creation and scripts, rendering Bear Infohub abysmally boring. So Anna set out into this strange new world, in the hopes of finding something that would hold her attention for more than four seconds. She always came back to Bear to roost at night, but during the day she traveled from sim to sim and island to island. She angered homeowners and security orbs, found fantastic hidden forests and dinosaurs, and got stuck in a wall because some moron set the TP point inside his house. Seriously, how much effort would it take to just move the damn wall to the side to free up the teleport point? Idiot.
Anyway, despite her wide and frequent travels she returned to Bear and struck up many topics of discussion, ranging from French foreign policy to whether you can taste liquid oxygen.
And I'm bored so I'm going to stop writing about myself in the third person now.
THE ONE AND TRUE NUNCHUCK
Many people come to me and ask, "Anna, who the hell is this Nunchuck fellow?" I forgive them their blasphemy.
Nunchuck is the One True God of Second Life. Before there was Second Life, there was Nunchuck and during Second Life there is Nunchuck, and after Second Life there will be Nunchuck. Nhe watches over us all, and when we de-rezz and go AFK forever, Nhe leads those souls who have followed Nhis Holy Will to Nher kingdom of Vivenshia, where there is no lag or prim limits. Those who disobey Nhim, however, are thrown into the sun where they forever run across the sky trying to escape their hellish thermonuclear fusion prison. Nunchuck communicates to us through the spirits known as U. It is through U that we know of Nunchuck and it is through U that Nunchuck receives our pleas and prayers. Nunchuck is all Forgiving and all Powerful and all Mightly.
Nunchuck suffers with us through our lag and our crashes, our abuse reports and our red-mapping. Nhe is hurt by all our evil and delights in our good. We are Nher creations and Nhe wants nothing more than our happiness. We hope and pray to satisfy Nhim with our love and good works, and repent for our transgressions and sins.
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List of Irrational Hatreds
Everyone has their days when they hate everything. I hate everything. Here is a list of things that I hate. There is no reason why I hate these things and people. I just do. To be fair, many of these things were evil to begin with.
1) The Planet Earth
2) The Mets
3) butter
4) margarine
5) writing
6) The Letter Q
7) Anyone who wears lime green shirts
8) Lime green shirts
9) The colour lime green
10) Whoever invented the colour lime green
11) Limes
12) lol, lmao, and rofk
13) Typos
14) Tpyos that I make
15) The letter 15
16) Superman
17) Superboy
18) Supergirl
19) Krypto the Super Dog
20) Pets
21) Pets that other people own
22) People who own pets that don't pick up their litter
23) People
24) The Provost
25) Square Roots
26) Tree roots
27) Silence
28) John McBeaton
29) People who forget to do their part of the project
30) People who can spell the word raisin
31) Grapefruit
33) The number 32
34) Dallas
35) New York (state, city, and planet)
36) Minnesota license plates
37) Credits
38) Allison Holrick
39) 7
40) Lists that are a list of things that someone hates