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<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod | <font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod 10 }}}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font>|}}{{ | ||
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#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|0|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Amsterdam" by Mando Diao</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I escaped through the window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: Almost ran a mile away</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I had nowhere to go</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: So I cried and bagged for mercy</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: And I talked to god on the telephone</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But I really can't tell you what he told me</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But it was a lie</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|0|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Amsterdam" by Mando Diao</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I escaped through the window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: Almost ran a mile away</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I had nowhere to go</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: So I cried and bagged for mercy</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: And I talked to god on the telephone</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But I really can't tell you what he told me</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But it was a lie</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|7|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: hehe. that reminds me of:</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Do Is To Be" - Nietzsche</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Be Is To Do" - Kant</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Lum Pfohl</font><font color="white">: 2b <nowiki>||</nowiki> !2b - Shakespeare</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: lol</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|7|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: hehe. that reminds me of:</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Do Is To Be" - Nietzsche</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Be Is To Do" - Kant</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Lum Pfohl</font><font color="white">: 2b <nowiki>||</nowiki> !2b - Shakespeare</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: lol</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|8|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from a Jason Webley song</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: We've all begun to die,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: and don't know what to do.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: Since it hurts to pray to God,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: when God is dying too.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: Takes strength to laugh,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: when you start to drown.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: And we dance while the sky crashes down.</font>|}} | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|8|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from a Jason Webley song</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: We've all begun to die,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: and don't know what to do.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: Since it hurts to pray to God,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: when God is dying too.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: Takes strength to laugh,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: when you start to drown.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jason Webley</font><font color="white">: And we dance while the sky crashes down.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|9|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Get Smashed Gate Crash" by Hadouken!</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Hadouken!</font><font color="white">: Welcome to our world,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Hadouken!</font><font color="white">: we are the waisted youth,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Hadouken!</font><font color="white">: and we are the future.</font>|}} |
Revision as of 09:33, 4 February 2009
[14:29] You: Todays random quote
[14:29] You: is taken from a Jason Webley song
[14:29] Jason Webley: We've all begun to die,
[14:29] Jason Webley: and don't know what to do.
[14:29] Jason Webley: Since it hurts to pray to God,
[14:29] Jason Webley: when God is dying too.
[14:29] Jason Webley: Takes strength to laugh,
[14:29] Jason Webley: when you start to drown.
[14:29] Jason Webley: And we dance while the sky crashes down.