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<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod | <font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod 17 }}}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font>|}}{{ | ||
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#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|12|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "**** Was I" by Jenny Owen Youngs</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Love grows in me like a tumour</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: A parasite bent on devouring its host</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: I'm developing my sense of humour</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|12|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "**** Was I" by Jenny Owen Youngs</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Love grows in me like a tumour</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: A parasite bent on devouring its host</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: I'm developing my sense of humour</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Till I can laugh at my heart between your teeth</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Jenny</font><font color="white">: Till I can laugh at my face beneath your feet.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|13|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues" by Eels</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: The girl with the curls</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: And the sweet pink ribbon in her hair</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: She's crawlin' outta' window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: 'Cause her daddy just don't care</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|13|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Mr. E's Beautiful Blues" by Eels</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: The girl with the curls</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: And the sweet pink ribbon in her hair</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: She's crawlin' outta' window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Eels</font><font color="white">: 'Cause her daddy just don't care</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|14|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from a Fascinoma song</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: I'm walking this road because you stole my car</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: I'm singing this song 'cause you have all my CDs</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: You want me to believe In your love</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: And yeah I will when you give back my stuff</font>|}} | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|14|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from a Fascinoma song</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: I'm walking this road because you stole my car</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: I'm singing this song 'cause you have all my CDs</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: You want me to believe In your love</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Fascinoma</font><font color="white">: And yeah I will when you give back my stuff</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|15|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Cats and Dogs" by Camille.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: Cats and dogs are not our friends</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: It's just emotions we invent</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: Like photographs we put on shelves</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: Cats and dogs are not our friends</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: It's just emotions we invent</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Camille</font><font color="white">: So we forget we’re by ourselves</font>|}}{{ | |||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|16|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "The Perfect Fit" by The Dresden Dolls.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Dresden Dolls</font><font color="white">: I can't trap a mouse,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Dresden Dolls</font><font color="white">: but I can pet a cat.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Dresden Dolls</font><font color="white">: No, I'm really serious!</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Dresden Dolls</font><font color="white">: I'm really very good at that...</font>|}} | |||
Revision as of 16:19, 14 June 2009
[14:29] You: Todays random quote
[14:29] You: is taken from "Secret" by The Pierces
[14:29] The Pierces: Swear this one you'll save
[14:29] The Pierces: Better lock it, in your pocket
[14:29] The Pierces: Taking this one to the grave
[14:29] The Pierces: If I show you then I know
[14:29] The Pierces: You won't tell what I said
[14:29] The Pierces: Cause two can keep a secret
[14:29] The Pierces: If one of them is dead...