illovich Psaltery Mob 18D
I am a founder of HK Industries, where I occupy the position of Vampour Ah'lornj. In addition to normal company duties, I'm also responsible for the MOb18 line of products, which have been neither conceived nor designed at the time of this writing, although we have a really sweet logo that the design guys are psyched up about.
Who speaks French here, you or me?
- 2007 - I still have not had cybersex with anybody.
- 2005 - Disappointed by the lack of ability to infect people with actual neurological viruses (see 2004 entry).
- 2004 - Reborn as avatar in Second Life alternative reality after annoying Snow Crash discussion with the umpteenth blogger to bring up the subject with literally no prodding from me.
- 2003 - Stared into the abyss; successfully averted customary returned stare.
- 2002 - Turned down for interesting Thanatologist/Hierophant position. Left Temple in a snit after overturning the incense-monger tables.
- 2001 - achieved status of Universal Philosopher of Absolute Reality among the Temple hierarchy.
- 2000 - Ordained as Generic En at the Secret Temple of Eridu (Berwyn, PA Chapter).