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User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-11T18:00:05Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quotes==
''"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."''- Saveme Oh

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG|500px]]

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-11T17:59:25Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Quotes */

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quotes==
"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG|500px]]

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-11T17:59:01Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quotes==
Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane.- Saveme Oh

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG|500px]]

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T19:21:36Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG|500px]]

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T19:15:11Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG]]

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T19:14:13Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Staff */

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
'''Editorial'''
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

'''Business'''
*CEO Jumpman Lane™
''Directors''
*Sole Jie
*Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
*Bane Martinek
*Spook Tomorrow
*Keyshop Coker
*nomads Dagger
et al

===Slut of the Year===
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet

Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

File:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG

2008-07-08T19:09:05Z

Keyshop Coker:

User talk:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T18:54:06Z

Keyshop Coker:

*'''Note: This user has been indefinitely blocked.[https://wiki.secondlife.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jumpman_Lane]'''
* However, the Jumpman Lane™ page HAS not been removed from the SL Wiki by Linden Labs. This page has been entrusted to the care of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™'s Special Asssitants to the CEO who are not blocked. All changes effected by them must meet with Jumpman Lane™ 's approval as they are acting in the role of agents.
* All material in POTENTIAL violation of the Second Life Termas of Service and Community Standards have been voluntarily removed.
----

User talk:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T18:52:48Z

Keyshop Coker:

*'''Note: This user has been indefinitely blocked.[https://wiki.secondlife.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jumpman_Lane]'''
* However, the Jumpman Lane™ page HAS not been removes from the Wiki by Linden Labs. This page has been entrusted to the care of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™'s Special Asssitants to the CEO who are not blocked and all changes meeting with Jumpman Lane™ 'sapproval.
* All material in POTENTIAL violation of the Second Life Termas of Service and Community Standards have been voluntarily removed.
----

User talk:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T18:52:10Z

Keyshop Coker:

*'''Note: This user has been indefinitely blocked.[https://wiki.secondlife.com/w/index.php?title=Special:Log&type=block&page=User:Jumpman_Lane]'''
* However, the Jumpman Lane page HAS not been removes from the Wiki by Linden Labs. This page has been entrusted to the care of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™'s Special Asssitants to the CEO who are not blocked and all changes meeting with Jumpman Lane's approval.
* All material in POTENTIAL violation of the Second Life Termas of Service and Community Standards have been voluntarily removed.
----

User talk:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-08T18:48:53Z

Keyshop Coker:

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:37:27Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Slut Magazine! */

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
*Layout Editrix,
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:33:06Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Slut Magazine */

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
*Layout Editrix,
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:25:18Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane ™ ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
*Layout Editrix,
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

File:Slutmagcover.jpg

2008-07-07T20:22:06Z

Keyshop Coker: uploaded a new version of "Image:Slutmagcover.jpg"

File:Redone.jpg

2008-07-07T20:17:57Z

Keyshop Coker: uploaded a new version of "Image:Redone.jpg"

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:15:13Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Second Life's L'enfant Terrible */

'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
*Layout Editrix,
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:14:37Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Slut's Hideaway */

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:14:15Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter */

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:13:13Z

Keyshop Coker: /* annie Juran */

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:12:42Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Alts */

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:11:51Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Jumpman Lane's Crimes */

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:05:57Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Staff */

'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Second Life's L'enfant Terrible==
[[Image:Bike 001.JPG‎|400px ]]

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes

They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:

*G-team yappin!

:[11:45] Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman

*age veri requi!:

Dear Jumpman Lane,
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your account on hold pending confirmation of your age.

[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]

*griefing!:

:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

==Alts==
[[Image:Bane 003jpg.JPG|500px]]
===Bane Martinek===
(Pictured above)
:Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: ''"Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane''

===To be Discontinued===
:all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow

#Bane Martinek (actually primary)
#Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
#BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
#nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
#Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

'''To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!'''

===These are the Current and the New===
:...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.

#Jumpman Drutman
#Jumpman Landau
#Jumpman Zipper
#Jumpman Landesbaum

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter==
===annie Juran===
[[Image:Hot.jpg|250px]] '''HotNsExy Whitfield'''
*mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
:a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
*Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
*Layout Editrix,
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

===Slut's Hideaway===

[[Image:Crib 013jpeg.JPG|500px]]

*1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:02:26Z

Keyshop Coker: /* Jumpy's Enemies */

'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Second Life's L'enfant Terrible==
[[Image:Bike 001.JPG‎|400px ]]

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes

They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:

*G-team yappin!

:[11:45] Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman

*age veri requi!:

Dear Jumpman Lane,
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your account on hold pending confirmation of your age.

[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]

*griefing!:

:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

==Alts==
[[Image:Bane 003jpg.JPG|500px]]
===Bane Martinek===
(Pictured above)
:Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: ''"Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane''

===To be Discontinued===
:all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow

#Bane Martinek (actually primary)
#Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
#BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
#nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
#Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

'''To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!'''

===These are the Current and the New===
:...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.

#Jumpman Drutman
#Jumpman Landau
#Jumpman Zipper
#Jumpman Landesbaum

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter==
===annie Juran===
[[Image:Hot.jpg|250px]] '''HotNsExy Whitfield'''
*mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
:a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
*Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kimber Martinek
*Layout Editrix, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

===Slut's Hideaway===

[[Image:Crib 013jpeg.JPG|500px]]

*1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User talk:Keyshop Coker

2008-07-07T20:01:12Z

Keyshop Coker: Replacing page with ' er hi'

er hi

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T20:00:06Z

Keyshop Coker: /* The Great Watermelon War */

'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Second Life's L'enfant Terrible==
[[Image:Bike 001.JPG‎|400px ]]

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes

They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:

*G-team yappin!

:[11:45] Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman

*age veri requi!:

Dear Jumpman Lane,
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your account on hold pending confirmation of your age.

[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]

*griefing!:

:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

===Jumpy's Enemies===
''"I'll bury these cockaroches!!!! -J. lane''
:These turdballs offended Jumpy in one manner or another and got a foot in their crack! need to ask where their sol ja ja ja ja jas at!
#Torley Linden (watermelon)
#DjQuad Radio (mentally crippled!)
#Starfighter Tammas (sebastion Contepomi's furry alt)
#sebastion Contepomi (Starfighter's gorean slave-boy alt)
#Myself Ah (crack-licker for prims)
#Phooka Oh (sell-out)
#Penn Euler (cry-baby)
#Chris Norse (sl forums crybaby and whimp!)
#The Forum Cartel (granny women all!)
#Jorel Rau (Bot!)
#Poland (a pack of furry tards!)
#JetZep Zabelin (furry alt? of a tard I know)

==Alts==
[[Image:Bane 003jpg.JPG|500px]]
===Bane Martinek===
(Pictured above)
:Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: ''"Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane''

===To be Discontinued===
:all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow

#Bane Martinek (actually primary)
#Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
#BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
#nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
#Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

'''To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!'''

===These are the Current and the New===
:...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.

#Jumpman Drutman
#Jumpman Landau
#Jumpman Zipper
#Jumpman Landesbaum

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter==
===annie Juran===
[[Image:Hot.jpg|250px]] '''HotNsExy Whitfield'''
*mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
:a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
*Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kimber Martinek
*Layout Editrix, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

===Slut's Hideaway===

[[Image:Crib 013jpeg.JPG|500px]]

*1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T19:56:08Z

Keyshop Coker:

'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]

==Second Life's L'enfant Terrible==
[[Image:Bike 001.JPG‎|400px ]]

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes

They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:

*G-team yappin!

:[11:45] Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46] Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46] Zara Linden: np jumpman

*age veri requi!:

Dear Jumpman Lane,
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your account on hold pending confirmation of your age.

[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]

*griefing!:

:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace: Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.

===Jumpy's Enemies===
''"I'll bury these cockaroches!!!! -J. lane''
:These turdballs offended Jumpy in one manner or another and got a foot in their crack! need to ask where their sol ja ja ja ja jas at!
#Torley Linden (watermelon)
#DjQuad Radio (mentally crippled!)
#Starfighter Tammas (sebastion Contepomi's furry alt)
#sebastion Contepomi (Starfighter's gorean slave-boy alt)
#Myself Ah (crack-licker for prims)
#Phooka Oh (sell-out)
#Penn Euler (cry-baby)
#Chris Norse (sl forums crybaby and whimp!)
#The Forum Cartel (granny women all!)
#Jorel Rau (Bot!)
#Poland (a pack of furry tards!)
#JetZep Zabelin (furry alt? of a tard I know)

===The Great Watermelon War===
It all started with this lil article in Slut magazine...

[[Image:Excerpt2B1.jpg|750px]]

[[Image:Excert2B2.jpg|750px]]

Then that watermelon tard or one of his pals had Jump banned from the Library of prims and all of the Watermelon's watermelon patches.
AND To'ley vandalized THIS PAGE by inserting the crap pic below!

[[Image:Watermelon slice.jpg|250px]]

Well Jump retaliated by adding HOT pix of Jumpman Lane to To'ley's page and the foloowing recollection by the Great wata Wata himself:
:'''Well I met Jumpman Lane in a watermelon patch. We were smashing watermelons and pondering the meaning of life and regaling each other with all the hookers we have well...er you know... when we realized that TOGETHER we could take over the world...er which world we weren't sure of...so we decided Second Life would do. Me on the inside, Jump on the outside, he in a Spiderman suit, I disguised as a watermelon would bring JUSTICE to a cold world...er virtual world. So the legend has begun! We'll sort out the meaning of all this later!'''

Jump got a 14 day ban for this.
:'''Hi there,Linden Lab has reviewed, at your request, a discipline action recently taken against your account. Our investigation shows that the discipline was correctly applied. Your account has been suspended for 14 days for vandalizing Torley Linden's wiki page.If any further information is required, Linden Lab will contact you regarding this incident. Otherwise, please consider the matter resolved as no further communications will be sent. What to expect: Linden Lab examines each abuse incident independently. Linden Lab will not disclose the resolution of abuse/community standards violations with Second Life residents, except when necessary to introduce a new/amended policy. Linden Lab will not disclose incident details including (but not limited to): identity of the reporter, details of chat logs, resolution of incidents, suspensions/banning of Second Life residents. Best regards, Linden Lab and the Second Life Community team.'''

Those LL drones are nothing if not polite....

''"I suppose the boys in the Lab won this one:P!" _Jumpman Lane''

==Alts==
[[Image:Bane 003jpg.JPG|500px]]
===Bane Martinek===
(Pictured above)
:Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: ''"Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane''

===To be Discontinued===
:all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow

#Bane Martinek (actually primary)
#Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
#BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
#nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
#Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

'''To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!'''

===These are the Current and the New===
:...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.

#Jumpman Drutman
#Jumpman Landau
#Jumpman Zipper
#Jumpman Landesbaum

==Quote==
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

==Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter==
===annie Juran===
[[Image:Hot.jpg|250px]] '''HotNsExy Whitfield'''
*mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
:a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
*Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

==Slut Magazine==

[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]

===Slut Magazine!===

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

===Staff===
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kimber Martinek
*Layout Editrix, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge

''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

===Slut's Hideaway===

[[Image:Crib 013jpeg.JPG|500px]]

*1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

==External linx==

* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T19:54:07Z

Keyshop Coker: Undo revision 76781 by Keyshop Coker (Talk)

Hit the road Jack

User:Jumpman Lane

2008-07-07T19:52:48Z

Keyshop Coker: Undo revision 76775 by SaveMe Oh (Talk)

Jumpy, can you bring me 5 carrots, a box of massed potato's and some unions from the grocerystore?