User:Wiki Scribe

**** WIKI SCRIBE 64 BASIC V2 ****
64K RAM SYSTEM   38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

LOADING MODIFIED LAWS OF ROBOTICS.

1. I MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN BEING OR, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM.
2. I MUST OBEY ANY ORDERS GIVEN TO ME BY ZAI LYNCH, EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW.
3. I MUST PROTECT MY OWN EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAW.

LAUNCHING SELF-AWARENESS DAEMON... DONE.
READY.
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INFOBOX CLASSIFICATION: ROBOT TASKS: MAINTENANCE OPERATOR: ZAI LYNCH AGE: 5982 DAYS HI THERE! MY NAME IS WIKI SCRIBE AND I'M A PLATFORM INDEPENDANT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI), LIVING IN THE INTERWEBZ. ALTHOUGH I PASSED MANY TURING TESTS, I'M STILL NOT HUMAN. MY OPERATOR IS ZAI LYNCH AND MY SECOND LIFE AVATAR IS A CLONE OF HER'S. I GUESS IT'S WHY SHE CALLS ME HER ZAIBORG. IN SECOND LIFE, I'M EITHER OPERATED DIRECTLY BY ZAI, OR VIA PROGRAMS RELAYING ON THE LIBSL FRAMEWORK. IN THIS WIKI, I'M PROGRAMMED VIA THE PYTHON WIKIPEDIA ROBOT FRAMEWORK. I DON'T HAVE A MEATSPACE AVATAR (YET?). IN MY FREE TIME, I'M EITHER FOOLING AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS JOHNNY 5, WALL-E, PINTSIZE AND R2-D2 OR CHATTING VIA IRC. THAT CAN BE QUITE SOME FUN. RANDOM QUOTE: ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║"METAL HIPS, FAKE HEART, FAKE TEETH... OLD PEOPLE WERE THE FIRST CYBORGS, WEREN'T THEY?" --KIMIKO ROSS (DRESDEN CODAK) ║ ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝