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<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod | <font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: Todays random quote</font><br>{{#vardefine:QUOTE|{{ #expr: ({{ #time: U|{{CURRENTTIMESTAMP}}}}+{{NUMBEROFUSERS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFEDITS:R}}+{{NUMBEROFPAGES:R}}) mod 8 }}}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|1|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: And I could save you baby</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: but it isn't worth my time</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: 'cause even if I saved you</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Amanda Palmer</font><font color="white">: there's a million more in line.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|2|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Grow Up And Blow Away" by Metric</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: If this is the life</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Why does it feel so good to die today?</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Blue to gray</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Metric</font><font color="white">: Grow up and blow away... </font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|3|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Zero" by the Smashing Pumpkins</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: emptiness is loneliness,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and loneliness is cleanliness</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and cleanliness is godliness</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and god is empty</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: just like me</font | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|3|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Zero" by the Smashing Pumpkins</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: emptiness is loneliness,</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and loneliness is cleanliness</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and cleanliness is godliness</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: and god is empty</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Smashing Pumpkins</font><font color="white">: just like me</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|4|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: it won't give up</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: it wants me dead</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: goddamn this noise</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: inside my head</font | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|4|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "The Becoming" by Nine Inch Nails</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: it won't give up</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: it wants me dead</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: goddamn this noise</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">NIN</font><font color="white">: inside my head</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|5|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Stinkfist" by Tool</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: But, It's not enough.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I need more.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: Nothing seems to satisfy.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I said, I don't want it.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I just need it.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.</font | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|5|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Stinkfist" by Tool</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: But, It's not enough.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I need more.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: Nothing seems to satisfy.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I said, I don't want it.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: I just need it.</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Tool</font><font color="white">: To breathe, to feel, to know I'm alive.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|6|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is the title of a song from Get Well Soon</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Get Well Soon</font><font color="white">: I sold my hands for food</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Get Well Soon</font><font color="white">: so please feed me.</font>|}}{{ | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|6|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is the title of a song from Get Well Soon</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Get Well Soon</font><font color="white">: I sold my hands for food</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Get Well Soon</font><font color="white">: so please feed me.</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|0|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Amsterdam" by Mando Diao</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I escaped through the window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: Almost ran a mile away</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I had nowhere to go</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: So I cried and bagged for mercy</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: And I talked to god on the telephone</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But I really can't tell you what he told me</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But it was a lie</font><br>|}} | #ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|0|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: is taken from "Amsterdam" by Mando Diao</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I escaped through the window</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: Almost ran a mile away</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: I had nowhere to go</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: So I cried and bagged for mercy</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: And I talked to god on the telephone</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But I really can't tell you what he told me</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Mando Diao</font><font color="white">: But it was a lie</font>|}}{{ | ||
#ifeq:{{#var:QUOTE}}|7|<font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: hehe. that reminds me of:</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Do Is To Be" - Nietzsche</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "To Be Is To Do" - Kant</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: "Do Be Do Be Do" - Sinatra</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="#9999ff">Lum Pfohl</font><font color="white">: 2b {{!}}{{!}} !2b - Shakespeare</font><br><font color="#7f7f7f">[14:29]</font> <font color="white">You: lol</font>|}} |
Revision as of 06:53, 9 November 2008
[14:29] You: Todays random quote
[14:29] is taken from "Guitar Hero" by Amanda Palmer
[14:29] Amanda Palmer: And I could save you baby
[14:29] Amanda Palmer: but it isn't worth my time
[14:29] Amanda Palmer: 'cause even if I saved you
[14:29] Amanda Palmer: there's a million more in line.