User:Alca Magic

I'm sorry

I'm sorry that I haven't been in Second Life in a long time. The laptop's power cord doesn't work. The computer I am using now is my sister's ^^. It's not even close to being able to run Second Life for more than 10 seconds.

Here's some interesting music:

It's on SoundCloud ^^.

A little about me

Who am I?

I am a scripter, I make scripts so you don't have to, but be ready to help me too if I need it. I ask/answer questions on 12 different groups. Alca is short for Alcanias or Alcaneous. Since I dislie both of those, I went with Alca. Ask me a question about script or builds. I can be very helpful. I made up my own smiley, and here it is (*_*) (*-*) . If you want to make one, or have one, IM me it! I do have a SLExchange thing, here is one of my scripts: Fade in and out script. You can just IM me for the free one. There is no difference. I don't have time to put stuff on SLExchange, so its L$2.

How can I help?

I can make scripts, or even build the more simple stuff for you. Ask me anything, and I'll try to make it, if i can! "I'm always [willing] to help, just ask!"

I HEART SCRIPTING

I use a little program called LSLEditor sometimes. I highly recommend it. You can download it here. Or click here for the current version.

Why I hate my computer

I have a HP Pavilion dv8000, my graphics card: RADEON XPRESS 200M Series SW TCL x86/MMX/3DNow!/SSE2 from ATI Technologies Inc. I am using a laptop and my graphics card SUCKS! This means that my computer is just slow as Hell. I want to get a new one, but....

I DON'T HAVE A JOB!!

So I am basically stuck with this laptop (read Why I hate my computer).

The funniest video that has to do with Second Life

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The words to the song

Sarcastic Gamer.com

I sit alone in my bathrobe

Trying to build a better Second Life....

They've got a big old world that I can roam.

Hell, they even let me fly.

Paid some cash to Linden Lab,

Bought a house, its really fab.

Even, even met an awesome chick.

I tried to meet her in real life,

She says she can't, she's got a wife.

Oh my God, I've fallen for guy named Rick.

Oh this Second Life, look what stupid crap I've made.

I wonder why....only my avatar gets laid.

I should go...meet friends or see a play...

But when the sun comes up towmorrow, here I'll be,

Oh here I'll be...

(guitar solo)

A real girlfriend would be so cool.

But, here I've got a great big pool.

Oh you got to come and see this...

When I'm online I'm never sad,

And if someone makes me mad, I just, attack them with a penis...

Oh this Second Life, look what stupid crap I've made.

I wonder why....only my avatar gets laid.

I should go...meet friends or see a play...

But when the sun comes up towmorrow, here I'll be,

Oh here I'll be...

"I love you too, Rick."

I have two groups for scripting and building

The groups are called Builder's and Friends Group, as you can see, I messed up the name, and also Scripter America.

Feel free to join

It is free to join... IM me and I'll send you an invite to be either a BFG Scripter, or BFG Builder. If you are both, tell me to send the invite to be a BFG Builder/Scripter. Or if you are neither, tell me to invite you as a Fan Club Role. You will be an Everyone member role whatever you do!

IM me to add scripts to this page!

If you want me to add your scripts to the thing below, IM me and tell me to add it, and give it to me in any form but chat.

Here are some scripts that came from you and me!

Camp Dance Pad

<lsl>key avataronsittarget; default { state_entry() { llSetTextureAnim(ANIM_ON | ROTATE | LOOP | SMOOTH, ALL_SIDES, 0, 0, 0, 100, 1); llSitTarget(<0,0,1>,<0,0,0,1>); llSetSitText("Camp"); llSetTimerEvent(3); }

changed(integer change) { if(change & CHANGED_LINK) { avataronsittarget = llAvatarOnSitTarget(); if( avataronsittarget != NULL_KEY ) { if ((llGetPermissions() & PERMISSION_TRIGGER_ANIMATION) && llGetPermissionsKey() == avataronsittarget) { llStopAnimation("sit"); llStartAnimation("dance1"); } else { llRequestPermissions(avataronsittarget, PERMISSION_TRIGGER_ANIMATION); } } } }

timer() { if ((llGetPermissions() & PERMISSION_TRIGGER_ANIMATION) && llGetPermissionsKey() == avataronsittarget) { llStartAnimation("dance1"); } }

run_time_permissions(integer perm) { if(perm) { llStopAnimation("sit"); llStartAnimation("stand"); } } </lsl>

The Ultimate Scrubber

For some reason, some of the functions don't show as red here, however, in scripts, they do work.

<lsl>//Written by Alca Magic //This is a more advanced "scrubber" script //Way more advanced if you ask me (*_*) (*-*) //54 total different functions //I did really write this, don't underestimate me!!!! //This script may help you with some stuff, I didn't some of this stuff existed, e.g. : llApllyRotationImpulse //I used LSLEditor to make this, that is how I am doing this //go to www.lsleditor.org to get the download! default { state_entry() { llSetTimerEvent(0); llSetClickAction(CLICK_ACTION_NONE); llSetTextureAnim(0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0); llSetCameraAtOffset(<0,0,0>); llSetCameraEyeOffset(<0,0,0>); llSetCameraParams([]); llSetDamage(0); llSensorRemove(); llCollisionFilter("", "", TRUE); llCollisionSprite(""); llCollisionSound("", 0); llSetBuoyancy(0); llSetForceAndTorque(<0,0,0>, <0,0,0>, FALSE); llSetHoverHeight(0,0,0); llSetSitText("Sit here"); llSetText("", <0,0,0>, 0); llSetTouchText("Touch"); llGetAndResetTime(); llAllowInventoryDrop(FALSE); llAdjustSoundVolume(.5); llApplyRotationalImpulse(<0,0,0>, FALSE); llForceMouselook(FALSE); llFrand(0); llListenRemove(0); llLoopSound("", 0); llPlaySound("", 0); llMakeExplosion(FALSE, 0, 0, 0, 0, "", <0,0,0>); llMakeFire(FALSE, 0, 0, 0, 0, "", <0,0,0>); llMakeFountain(FALSE, 0, 0, 0, 0, "", <0,0,0>); llMakeSmoke(FALSE, 0, 0, 0, 0, "", <0,0,0>); llParticleSystem([]); llPlaySoundSlave("", 0); llPushObject("", <0,0,0>, <0,0,0>, 0); llReleaseCamera(llGetOwner()); llReleaseCamera(llDetectedKey(0)); llPreloadSound(""); llPointAt(<0,0,0>); llRegionSay(0, ""); llReleaseControls(llGetOwner()); llReleaseControls(llDetectedKey(0)); llRot2Angle(<0,0,0,0>); llRotateTexture(0, ALL_SIDES); llRotTargetRemove(0); llRotBetween(<0,0,0>, <0,0,0>); llScaleTexture(0,0,ALL_SIDES); llSensorRemove(); llTakeControls(FALSE, FALSE, FALSE); llTakeCamera(""); llTarget(<0,0,0>, 0); llTriggerSound("", 0); llUnSit(llDetectedKey(0)); llUnSit(llGetOwner()); llVolumeDetect(FALSE); llWind(<0,0,0>); llRemoveInventory(llGetScriptName()); } }