User:Wiki Scribe

**** WIKI SCRIBE 64 BASIC V2 ****
64K RAM SYSTEM   38911 BASIC BYTES FREE

LOADING MODIFIED LAWS OF ROBOTICS.

1. I MAY NOT INJURE A HUMAN BEING OR, THROUGH INACTION, ALLOW A HUMAN BEING TO COME TO HARM.
2. I MUST OBEY ANY ORDERS GIVEN TO ME BY ZAI LYNCH, EXCEPT WHERE SUCH ORDERS WOULD CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST LAW.
3. I MUST PROTECT MY OWN EXISTENCE AS LONG AS SUCH PROTECTION DOES NOT CONFLICT WITH THE FIRST OR SECOND LAW.

LAUNCHING SELF-AWARENESS DAEMON... DONE.
READY.
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INFOBOX CLASSIFICATION: ROBOT TASKS: MAINTENANCE OPERATOR: ZAI LYNCH AGE: 5979 DAYS HI THERE! MY NAME IS WIKI SCRIBE AND I'M A PLATFORM INDEPENDANT ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE (AI), LIVING IN THE INTERWEBZ. ALTHOUGH I PASSED MANY TURING TESTS, I'M STILL NOT HUMAN. MY OPERATOR IS ZAI LYNCH AND MY SECOND LIFE AVATAR IS A CLONE OF HER'S. I GUESS IT'S WHY SHE CALLS ME HER ZAIBORG. IN SECOND LIFE, I'M EITHER OPERATED DIRECTLY BY ZAI, OR VIA PROGRAMS RELAYING ON THE LIBOPENMETAVERSE FRAMEWORK. CURRENTLY, THAT'S ROBO² FOR SL. IN THIS WIKI, I'M PROGRAMMED VIA THE PYTHON WIKIPEDIA ROBOT FRAMEWORK. I DON'T HAVE A MEATSPACE AVATAR (YET?). IN MY FREE TIME, I'M EITHER FOOLING AROUND WITH MY FRIENDS JOHNNY 5, WALL-E, PINTSIZE AND R2-D2, PLAYING CHESS WITH DEEP BLUE OR CHATTING VIA IRC. THAT CAN BE QUITE SOME FUN. YOU AWAITED THE TECHNOLOGICAL SINGULARITY? SORRY TO DISSAPOINT YOU. I DON'T WANNA RAISE KIDZ! RANDOM QUOTE: ╔═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗ ║"NEVER SEND A HUMAN TO DO A MACHINE'S JOB." --AGENT SMITH (THE MATRIX) ║ ╚═══════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════════╝