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'''Jumpman Lane''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.
'''Jumpman Lane ''' (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.


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[[Image:Redone.jpg|500px]]
*''Jumpman Lane ™ ''
==Second Life's L'enfant Terrible==
[[Image:Bike 001.JPG‎|400px ]]


Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!  
==Family==
===annie Juran===
* Jumpman Lane's Daughter, Little anneh (mother the great loony HotNsexy Whitfield). Loves fashion and shoppin and her six gunz
[[Image:Annie juran 011.JPG|350px]]
*''annie Juran throwin up gang signs!''


===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
===Gems Jewell===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes
* Jumpman Lane's very blonde Scottish mom. Known affectionately by Jump as "Mummy!" She plays in a Scottish Pipes band!
[[Image:MUMMY 004.png|350px]]


They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:
===Charlimeg Meili===
* Jumpman Lane's step-sister. STEP-sister. NOT blood related!
[[Image:Katsumi 046jpg.jpg|350px]]


*G-team yappin!
==Quotes==
''"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."''- Saveme Oh


:[11:45]  Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46]  Zara Linden: np jumpman


*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline


*age veri requi!:
*Ya girlfriend says she loves meh. But it's just the jewelreh. Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious. "Shawty what the business? Every night is valentine's. Everyday is christmas!"


Dear Jumpman Lane,
*"Some call him controversial, others say he’s just nuts, hated, loved, worshiped, Jumpman Lane, owner of the pornographic/erotic Slut Magazine, calls himself King of Second Life, the coolest man on SL."-The Second Life Herald
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your  account on hold pending confirmation of your age.


[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]
==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ ==


*griefing!:
[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]


:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace:  Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.




:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©===
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace:  Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.


Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!
:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.


===Jumpy's Enemies===
===Staff===
''"I'll bury these cockaroches!!!! -J. lane''
'''Editorial'''
:These turdballs offended Jumpy in one manner or another and got a foot in their crack! need to ask where their sol ja ja ja ja jas at!
*Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
#Torley Linden (watermelon)
''Co-Editrices-in-Chief''
#DjQuad Radio (mentally crippled!)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
#Starfighter Tammas (sebastion Contepomi's furry alt)
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
#sebastion Contepomi (Starfighter's gorean slave-boy alt)
#Myself Ah (crack-licker for prims)
#Phooka Oh (sell-out)
#Penn Euler (cry-baby)
#Chris Norse (sl forums crybaby and whimp!)
#The Forum Cartel (granny women all!)
#Jorel Rau (Bot!)
#Poland (a pack of furry tards!)
#JetZep Zabelin (furry alt? of a tard I know)


===The Great Watermelon War===
*Layout Editrix, annie Juran
It all started with this lil article in Slut magazine...
*Circulation Editrix, G String
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
*Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
*Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix


[[Image:Excerpt2B1.jpg|750px]]
''Reportors and Photographers''
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge


[[Image:Excert2B2.jpg|750px]]
''Former Staff''
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
*Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher


Then that watermelon tard or one of his pals had Jump banned from the Library of prims and all of the Watermelon's watermelon patches.
===Slut of the Year===
AND To'ley vandalized THIS PAGE by inserting the crap pic below!
Given annually to the hottest girl to grace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )


[[Image:Watermelon slice.jpg|250px]]
'''2007 Winner'''
*Roxana Fouquet


Well Jump retaliated by adding HOT pix of Jumpman Lane to To'ley's page and the foloowing recollection by the Great wata Wata himself:
[[Image:Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG|500px]]
:'''Well I met Jumpman Lane in a watermelon patch. We were smashing watermelons and pondering the meaning of life and regaling each other with all the hookers we have well...er you know... when we realized that TOGETHER we could take over the world...er which world we weren't sure of...so we decided Second Life would do. Me on the inside, Jump on the outside, he in a Spiderman suit, I disguised as a watermelon would bring JUSTICE to a cold world...er virtual world. So the legend has begun! We'll sort out the meaning of all this later!'''


Jump got a 14 day ban for this.
==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©, Inc==
:'''Hi there,Linden Lab has reviewed, at your request, a discipline action recently taken against your account. Our investigation shows that the discipline was correctly applied. Your account has been suspended for 14 days for  vandalizing Torley Linden's wiki page.If any further information is required, Linden Lab will contact you regarding this incident. Otherwise, please consider the matter resolved as no further communications will be sent. What to expect: Linden Lab examines each abuse incident independently. Linden Lab will not disclose the resolution of abuse/community standards violations with Second Life residents, except when necessary to introduce a new/amended policy. Linden Lab will not disclose incident details including (but not limited to): identity of the reporter, details of chat logs, resolution of incidents, suspensions/banning of Second Life residents. Best regards, Linden Lab and the Second Life Community team.'''


Those LL drones are nothing if not polite....  
"Our official corporate structure is as follows: an executive staff governing a set of divisions headed up by executive vice presidents. These vice presidents bear the title "president" of thier respective divisions. Each of these officers are also members of committees tasked with special operations within our organization."- Jumpman Lane


''"I suppose the boys in the Lab won this one:P!" _Jumpman Lane''
SLUT MAG, INC™
Executive Officers
_______________
*Chief Executive Officer (CEO): Jumpman Lane™
*Co-Chiefs of Operations (COO): Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen
*Chief Technical Officer (CTO): Didi Tripsa
*Chief Strategy Officer (CSO) and President: Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian
*Chief Information Officer (CIO): Kimber Martinek
*Chief Financial Officer (CFO): Lady Dawson
*Co-Editices of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©: Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger
Division Heads
____________
*Executive Vice President of Slut Mag TV™: Gweenzy String
*Executive Vice President of House Slut™: annie Juran
*Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Strategic Marketing™: Zooey Kohime
*Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Security Services™: Kurumakhun Yoshikowa
*Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Capital and Corporate Studies™: Charlimeg Meili
*Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Public Relations™: Veronica2vixen Devoix
*Executive  Vice President without portfolio: DjQuad Radio


==Alts==
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[[Image:Bane 003jpg.JPG|500px]]
===Bane Martinek===
(Pictured above)
:Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: ''"Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane''


===To be Discontinued===
COMMITTEES
:all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow


#Bane Martinek (actually primary)
"All Committees include the following executive Officers in addition to those named as members below: CEO Jumpman Lane, COO's Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen, and CSO Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian."- Jumpman Lane
#Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
#BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
#Keyshop Coker (christ what a name)
#nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
#Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)


===These are the Current and the New===
1. The Capital Flow Committee
:...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.


#Jumpman Drutman
purpose: to determine all price structures and monetary policies
#Jumpman Landau
#Jumpman Zipper
#Jumpman Landesbaum


==Quote==
members: CTO Lady Dawson and (later Ex VP of Slut Mag Capital™)
*My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.


*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!


*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline
2. The Marketing/Message Committee


==Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter==
purpose: to present a continuous, unified public relations message, advertising assault, and effecttive sales pitches
===annie Juran===
[[Image:Hot.jpg|250px]] '''HotNsExy Whitfield'''
*mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
:a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
*Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!


==Slut Magazine==
members: Ex VP Charlimeg Meili, Ex VP Zoohey Kohime, EX VP Veronica2vixen Devoix and EX VP Djquad Radio


[[Image:Slutmagcover.jpg|500px]]
3. The Content Committee


purpose: to determine the actual content of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine© and Slut Mag TV™


members: Editrices Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger, and EX VP Gweenzy String


===Slut Magazine!===
4. The Immersion Committee


Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!
purpose: to assume and advisory role with real life corporations et. al.


===Staff===
members: all executive officers and ex vps
''Editorial''
*Founder, Jumpman Lane
*Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
*Editrix-in-Chief, Kimber Martinek
*Layout Editrix, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
*Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
*Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet


''Reportors and Photographers''
5. The Events Committe
*Sillie Schmooz
*Kryztine Ballinger
*Dokan Dryssen
*Krystel Sands
*Jessy Lynch
*Sole Jie
*Vila Demonge


''Former Staff''
purpose: to scedule and program all events sponsored by or in conjunction with Slut Mag Inc
*Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
*Lady Dawson, former publisher
*nomads Dagger, former reporter
*Bane martinek, former photographer
*Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter


===Slut's Hideaway===
members: Kimber Martinek


[[Image:Crib 013jpeg.JPG|500px]]
==Inaugeral Queen of the Porno Carnivale Extravaganza==
'''Winner: Lia Johin'''


[[Image:Lia cover 017.png|500px]]


*1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT!  I am Lane...
A prize given to the most conspicuously hot girl during the first carnival Slut Mag Inc sponosors annually in October. in addition to a 10,000L$ prize, the winner receives a special lay out in Slut magazine and becomes a spokesmodel (along with the reigning Slut of the Year in all charity endeavors beginning in 2009).  


==External linx==
==External linx==


* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaglane.com/
* '''Slut Magazine''': [http://www.slutmaginc.com/


* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/
* '''Slut Magazine Blog''': [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/
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* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Slut Magazine Superstars''': [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a
* '''Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane''':[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a
* '''Jumpman Lane's Myspace''': [http://www.myspace.com/jumpmanlane
* '''Jumpman Lane's Twitter''': [http://twitter.com/JumpmanLane

Latest revision as of 05:35, 19 April 2009

Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

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  • Jumpman Lane ™

Family

annie Juran

  • Jumpman Lane's Daughter, Little anneh (mother the great loony HotNsexy Whitfield). Loves fashion and shoppin and her six gunz

Annie juran 011.JPG

  • annie Juran throwin up gang signs!

Gems Jewell

  • Jumpman Lane's very blonde Scottish mom. Known affectionately by Jump as "Mummy!" She plays in a Scottish Pipes band!

MUMMY 004.png

Charlimeg Meili

  • Jumpman Lane's step-sister. STEP-sister. NOT blood related!

Katsumi 046jpg.jpg

Quotes

"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh

  • All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
  • Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline
  • Ya girlfriend says she loves meh. But it's just the jewelreh. Multicolored carots got ya girlfriend kinda curious. "Shawty what the business? Every night is valentine's. Everyday is christmas!"
  • "Some call him controversial, others say he’s just nuts, hated, loved, worshiped, Jumpman Lane, owner of the pornographic/erotic Slut Magazine, calls himself King of Second Life, the coolest man on SL."-The Second Life Herald

Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™

Slutmagcover.jpg


Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

  • Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

  • Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
  • Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
  • Layout Editrix, annie Juran
  • Circulation Editrix, G String
  • Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
  • Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
  • Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

Reportors and Photographers

  • Sillie Schmooz
  • Kryztine Ballinger
  • Dokan Dryssen
  • Krystel Sands
  • Jessy Lynch
  • Sole Jie
  • Vila Demonge

Former Staff

  • Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
  • Lady Dawson, former publisher
  • nomads Dagger, former reporter
  • Bane martinek, former photographer
  • Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
  • Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

Slut of the Year

Given annually to the hottest girl to grace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

2007 Winner

  • Roxana Fouquet

Ldcover 041jpeg.JPG

Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©, Inc

"Our official corporate structure is as follows: an executive staff governing a set of divisions headed up by executive vice presidents. These vice presidents bear the title "president" of thier respective divisions. Each of these officers are also members of committees tasked with special operations within our organization."- Jumpman Lane

SLUT MAG, INC™

Executive Officers _______________

  • Chief Executive Officer (CEO): Jumpman Lane™
  • Co-Chiefs of Operations (COO): Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen
  • Chief Technical Officer (CTO): Didi Tripsa
  • Chief Strategy Officer (CSO) and President: Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian
  • Chief Information Officer (CIO): Kimber Martinek
  • Chief Financial Officer (CFO): Lady Dawson
  • Co-Editices of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©: Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger


Division Heads ____________

  • Executive Vice President of Slut Mag TV™: Gweenzy String
  • Executive Vice President of House Slut™: annie Juran
  • Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Strategic Marketing™: Zooey Kohime
  • Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Security Services™: Kurumakhun Yoshikowa
  • Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Capital and Corporate Studies™: Charlimeg Meili
  • Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Public Relations™: Veronica2vixen Devoix
  • Executive Vice President without portfolio: DjQuad Radio



COMMITTEES

"All Committees include the following executive Officers in addition to those named as members below: CEO Jumpman Lane, COO's Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen, and CSO Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian."- Jumpman Lane

1. The Capital Flow Committee

purpose: to determine all price structures and monetary policies

members: CTO Lady Dawson and (later Ex VP of Slut Mag Capital™)


2. The Marketing/Message Committee

purpose: to present a continuous, unified public relations message, advertising assault, and effecttive sales pitches

members: Ex VP Charlimeg Meili, Ex VP Zoohey Kohime, EX VP Veronica2vixen Devoix and EX VP Djquad Radio

3. The Content Committee

purpose: to determine the actual content of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine© and Slut Mag TV™

members: Editrices Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger, and EX VP Gweenzy String

4. The Immersion Committee

purpose: to assume and advisory role with real life corporations et. al.

members: all executive officers and ex vps

5. The Events Committe

purpose: to scedule and program all events sponsored by or in conjunction with Slut Mag Inc

members: Kimber Martinek

Inaugeral Queen of the Porno Carnivale Extravaganza

Winner: Lia Johin

Lia cover 017.png

A prize given to the most conspicuously hot girl during the first carnival Slut Mag Inc sponosors annually in October. in addition to a 10,000L$ prize, the winner receives a special lay out in Slut magazine and becomes a spokesmodel (along with the reigning Slut of the Year in all charity endeavors beginning in 2009).

External linx