User talk:Hawkster Westmoreland

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Revision as of 00:11, 10 July 2011 by Strife Onizuka (Talk | contribs)

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Greetings to Hawk. Welcome to the wiki, where we laugh the day away editing and drinking honeyed Euphoria from discarded plastic cups. Now fear not if you know not how to make your vorpal blade go snicker-snack, there are sword-masters abound. Questions may be answered in an untimely fashion but only if they are asked. So draw your sword and fear not, we cannot read minds, we assume ignorance and good intentions but not necessarily in that order and neither are sins. But never mind me, Orion the Bargain Hunter is rising and I think a new episode will be on soon but I must be asleep if I wish to catch it. -- Strife (talk|contribs) 00:09, 10 July 2011 (PDT)

P.S. My whims of lunacy are just window dressings, installed to make a simple handshake into something more mystical and occult. Next week we will teach you the secret handshake and how to spot other members of the tribe, welcome to the wiki.