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Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!  
Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!  
===Jumpman Lane's Crimes===
Jumpman Lane’s Crimes
They just got me nailed to the wall! here is a list of meh crimes:
*G-team yappin!
:[11:45]  Zara Linden: you were given a 14 day suspension for the wiki vandalism: abuse of support staff. i am sorry you didn't get the letter, but we will be happy to get that to you via a ticket.
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: er thanx
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: but can i ar him for vandalizin mine
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: im permabanned there and cant evcen fix mine
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: hehehehe
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: nvm
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: a joke
:[11:46]  Jumpman Drutman: thanx zara
:[11:46]  Zara Linden: np jumpman
*age veri requi!:
Dear Jumpman Lane,
It has come to our attention that you may be residing on the wrong
Second
Life grid. The adult grid is for people 18 years old and up. The teen
grid
is for people between 13 and 17 years of age.
We have put your  account on hold pending confirmation of your age.
[[Image:Banned fc.jpg|500px]]
*griefing!:
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on April 11, 2008 in the region of Innocence.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace:  Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
As a result of this violation, your Second Life account is
being temporarily suspended for a period of 7 days. It will
return to active status on Friday, Apr 18, 2008.
:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on March 26, 2008 in the region of Bangkok City.
Violation: Disturbing the Peace:  Repetitive Content, Spamming
Repeatedly and persistently transmitting undesired content,
whether by IM, chat, notecard, object or texture drop, or
email to another Resident.
The rules of conduct are interpreted with the broadest meaning
possible.
Discipline:
No additional action is being taken at this time.
(note a 1 day ban for scripted objects is in meh jumpan avi that i cant acces now comin later!)
*TROLLIN forum whiny-baby tards!
:1.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service. The violation in question
occurred
on October 3, 2007 in the region of .
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.
:2.Dear Jumpman Lane,
Linden Lab individually investigates the circumstances of every Abuse
Report we receive. Following a careful review of our server records and
logs, we have determined that your recent actions violated the Second
Life
Community Standards or Terms of Service.
Violation: Forum Suspension: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We value an open environment in which residents feel free to
express themselves, even when their views may not be
popular.
From time to time we find we need to take disciplinary
action on the Second Life Forums, when someone is
determined after careful review to have violated either the
Second Life Community Standards of the Terms of Service.
Violation: Spamming, Trolling, Flaming
We believe in an honest and open free exchange of ideas,
and in always maintaining a respect for the opinions and
positions of other people. However, Flaming (posting a
message that is intended to incite anger or directly attack
a person or persons), Spamming (multiple posts of the same
topic or discussion), and Trolling (a post with an
intentionally contrary opinion written with the intent of
inciting or getting argumentative opinions) are not allowed
in the Second Life Forums.
You have been suspended from Second Life and the SL Forums
for fourteen (14) days and will not be able to access the
forums or Second Life.




Revision as of 12:11, 7 July 2008

Jumpman Lane (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

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Second Life's L'enfant Terrible

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Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!


Alts

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Bane Martinek

(Pictured above)

Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: "Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane

To be Discontinued

all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow
  1. Bane Martinek (actually primary)
  2. Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
  3. BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
  4. nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
  5. Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!

These are the Current and the New

...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.
  1. Jumpman Drutman
  2. Jumpman Landau
  3. Jumpman Zipper
  4. Jumpman Landesbaum

Quote

  • My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.
  • All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!
  • Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter

annie Juran

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  • mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's
a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!
  • Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

Slut Magazine

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Slut Magazine!

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

  • Founder, Jumpman Lane
  • Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

  • Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
  • Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
  • Layout Editrix,
  • Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
  • Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

Reportors and Photographers

  • Sillie Schmooz
  • Kryztine Ballinger
  • Dokan Dryssen
  • Krystel Sands
  • Jessy Lynch
  • Sole Jie
  • Vila Demonge

Former Staff

  • Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
  • Lady Dawson, former publisher
  • nomads Dagger, former reporter
  • Bane martinek, former photographer
  • Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

Slut's Hideaway

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  • 1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

External linx

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