User:Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

Second Life's L'enfant Terrible

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

Quote

• My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

• All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

• Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Slut Magazine

Slut Magazine!

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

• Founder, Jumpman Lane
• Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

• Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
• Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
• Layout Editrix,
• Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
• Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

Reportors and Photographers

• Sillie Schmooz
• Kryztine Ballinger
• Dokan Dryssen
• Krystel Sands
• Jessy Lynch
• Sole Jie
• Vila Demonge

Former Staff

• Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
• Lady Dawson, former publisher
• nomads Dagger, former reporter
• Bane martinek, former photographer
• Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

External linx

• Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

• Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

• Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
• Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane:[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a