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===Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©, Inc=== | |||
Our official corporate structre is as follows: an executive staff governing a set of divisions headed up by executive vice presidents. These vice presidents bear the title "president" of thier respective divisions. Each of these officers are also members of committees tasked with special operations within our organization. | |||
SLUT MAG, INC™ | |||
Executive Officers | |||
_______________ | |||
Chief Executive Officer (CEO): Jumpman Lane™ | |||
Co-Chiefs of Operations (COO): Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen | |||
Chief Technical Officer (CTO): Didi Tripsa | |||
Chief Strategy Officer (CSO) and President: Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian | |||
Chief Information Officer (CIO): Kimber Martinek | |||
Chief Financial Officer (CFO): Lady Dawson | |||
Co-Editices of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©: Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger | |||
Division Heads | |||
____________ | |||
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag TV™: Gweenzy String | |||
Executive Vice President of House Slut™ | |||
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Strategic Marketing™: Zooey Kohime | |||
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Security Services™: Kurumakhun Yoshikowa | |||
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Capital and Corporate Studies™: Charlimeg Meili | |||
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Public Relations™: Veronica2vixen Devoix | |||
Executive Vice President without portfolio: DjQuad Radio | |||
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COMMITTEES | |||
All Committees include the following executive Officers in addition to those named as members below: CEO Jumpman Lane, COO's Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen, and CSO Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian | |||
1. The Capital Flow Committee | |||
purpose: to determine all price structures and monetary policies | |||
members: CTO Lady Dawson and (later Ex VP of Slut Mag Capital™) | |||
2. The Marketing/Message Committee | |||
purpose: to present a continuous, unified public relations message, advertising assault, and effecttive sales pitches | |||
members: Ex VP Charlimeg Meili, Ex VP Zoohey Kohime, EX VP Veronica2vixen Devoix and EX VP Djquad Radio | |||
3. The Content Committee | |||
purpose: to determine the actual content of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine© and Slut Mag TV™ | |||
members: Editrices Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger, and EX VP Gweenzy String | |||
4. The Immersion Committee | |||
purpose: to assume and advisory role with real life corporations et. al. | |||
members: all executive officers and ex vps | |||
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Revision as of 12:27, 20 October 2008
Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.
- Jumpman Lane ™
Quotes
"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh
- All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
- Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline
Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™
Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©
Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!
Staff
Editorial
- Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
Co-Editrices-in-Chief
- Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
- Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
- Layout Editrix, annie Juran
- Circulation Editrix, G String
- Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
- Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
- Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix
Reportors and Photographers
- Sillie Schmooz
- Kryztine Ballinger
- Dokan Dryssen
- Krystel Sands
- Jessy Lynch
- Sole Jie
- Vila Demonge
Former Staff
- Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
- Lady Dawson, former publisher
- nomads Dagger, former reporter
- Bane martinek, former photographer
- Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
- Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher
Business
- CEO Jumpman Lane™
Directors
- Sole Jie
- Dokan Dryssen
Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
- Bane Martinek
- Spook Tomorrow
- Keyshop Coker
- nomads Dagger
et al
Slut of the Year
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )
2007 Winner
- Roxana Fouquet
Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©, Inc
Our official corporate structre is as follows: an executive staff governing a set of divisions headed up by executive vice presidents. These vice presidents bear the title "president" of thier respective divisions. Each of these officers are also members of committees tasked with special operations within our organization.
SLUT MAG, INC™
Executive Officers _______________
Chief Executive Officer (CEO): Jumpman Lane™ Co-Chiefs of Operations (COO): Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen Chief Technical Officer (CTO): Didi Tripsa Chief Strategy Officer (CSO) and President: Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian Chief Information Officer (CIO): Kimber Martinek Chief Financial Officer (CFO): Lady Dawson Co-Editices of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine©: Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger
Division Heads ____________
Executive Vice President of Slut Mag TV™: Gweenzy String Executive Vice President of House Slut™ Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Strategic Marketing™: Zooey Kohime Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Security Services™: Kurumakhun Yoshikowa Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Capital and Corporate Studies™: Charlimeg Meili Executive Vice President of Slut Mag Public Relations™: Veronica2vixen Devoix Executive Vice President without portfolio: DjQuad Radio
COMMITTEES
All Committees include the following executive Officers in addition to those named as members below: CEO Jumpman Lane, COO's Sole Jie and Dokan Dryssen, and CSO Lusciouslumpchunks McMillian
1. The Capital Flow Committee
purpose: to determine all price structures and monetary policies
members: CTO Lady Dawson and (later Ex VP of Slut Mag Capital™)
2. The Marketing/Message Committee
purpose: to present a continuous, unified public relations message, advertising assault, and effecttive sales pitches
members: Ex VP Charlimeg Meili, Ex VP Zoohey Kohime, EX VP Veronica2vixen Devoix and EX VP Djquad Radio
3. The Content Committee
purpose: to determine the actual content of Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine© and Slut Mag TV™
members: Editrices Candace Flossberg and Kriztyne Ballinger, and EX VP Gweenzy String
4. The Immersion Committee
purpose: to assume and advisory role with real life corporations et. al.
members: all executive officers and ex vps
External linx
- Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/
- Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/
- Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
- Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane:[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a