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Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane.- Saveme Oh | "Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh | ||
*All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane | *All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane | ||
*Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline | *Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline | ||
==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ == | ==Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™ == |
Revision as of 09:59, 11 July 2008
Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.
- Jumpman Lane ™
Quotes
"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh
- All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
- Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline
Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™
Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©
Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!
Staff
Editorial
- Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™
Co-Editrices-in-Chief
- Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
- Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
- Layout Editrix, annie Juran
- Circulation Editrix, G String
- Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
- Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
- Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix
Reportors and Photographers
- Sillie Schmooz
- Kryztine Ballinger
- Dokan Dryssen
- Krystel Sands
- Jessy Lynch
- Sole Jie
- Vila Demonge
Former Staff
- Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
- Lady Dawson, former publisher
- nomads Dagger, former reporter
- Bane martinek, former photographer
- Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
- Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher
Business
- CEO Jumpman Lane™
Directors
- Sole Jie
- Dokan Dryssen
Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO
- Bane Martinek
- Spook Tomorrow
- Keyshop Coker
- nomads Dagger
et al
Slut of the Year
Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )
2007 Winner
- Roxana Fouquet
External linx
- Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/
- Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/
- Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
- Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane:[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a