User:Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

Second Life's L'enfant Terrible

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

Alts

Bane Martinek

(Pictured above)

Technically Jumpman Lane is the alt of Bane Martinek. Yet, Bane was "city chic" and Jump was too much of a noob to fix him so he created Jumpman and named him for a tennis shoe in his closet. In fact, every nameable character Jump has ever played was named Bane. Sadly, Bane is to be shortly discontinued by Linden labs cause quote: "Screw them LL tards! I aint payin another 5USD to age verify nobody!" -Jump. Lane

To be Discontinued

all these were asked to age verify when Jumpwas out griefin Penn Euler with BreatheCutta Flow

Bane Martinek (actually primary)
Spook Tomorrow (Public Townscape Prim Thief)
BreatheCutta Flow (Pt prim thief named after Jump's rl nephew)
nomads Dagger (suspected! origionally perhaps the sniffy sniffy man from pakistan used to grief in Abusers and Victems)
Jumpman Spiegel (first of a zillion Jumpman alts)

To heck with that! I'm getting them all back!

These are the Current and the New

...er someof them hehehehe! Jumpman Lane is only using alts named Jumpman inorder to confuse his enemies into thinking that ALL the Jumpmans on the grid are in fact alts of Jumpman Lane. Many, many, many more exist than these.

Jumpman Drutman
Jumpman Landau
Jumpman Zipper
Jumpman Landesbaum

Quote

My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter

annie Juran

HotNsExy Whitfield

mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's

a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!

Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

Slut Magazine

Slut Magazine!

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

Founder, Jumpman Lane
Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
Layout Editrix,
Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

Reportors and Photographers

Sillie Schmooz
Kryztine Ballinger
Dokan Dryssen
Krystel Sands
Jessy Lynch
Sole Jie
Vila Demonge

Former Staff

Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
Lady Dawson, former publisher
nomads Dagger, former reporter
Bane martinek, former photographer
Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

Slut's Hideaway

1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

External linx

Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane:[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a