User:Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

Second Life's L'enfant Terrible

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

Quote

• My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

• All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

• Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Jump's Illegitamate Second Life Daughter

annie Juran

HotNsExy Whitfield

• mother:HotNsExy Whitfield (born 5-5-07 Jump's rezz day!) of Jump's

a real live psycho who when she wasnt acting crazy, constantly hit Jump up for L$. One day she SWORE she was prego and wore a fat bellied avi for like all of two days then she intored Jump to annie who was a kid avi. Jump immediately tried to shoot the lil tard. Weeks later the kiddie porn Scare hit and annie was like 21 the next day!

• Now annie runs around half dressed lookin for excitement and keeps buggin Jump about appearin nude in Slut Magazine. Crap. As if Jump were a perve!

Slut Magazine

Slut Magazine!

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

• Founder, Jumpman Lane
• Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

• Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
• Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (kriz Ballin)
• Layout Editrix,
• Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
• Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

Reportors and Photographers

• Sillie Schmooz
• Kryztine Ballinger
• Dokan Dryssen
• Krystel Sands
• Jessy Lynch
• Sole Jie
• Vila Demonge

Former Staff

• Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
• Lady Dawson, former publisher
• nomads Dagger, former reporter
• Bane martinek, former photographer
• Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

Slut's Hideaway

• 1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

External linx

• Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

• Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

• Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/
• Second Life Search resident Jumpman Lane:[http://world.secondlife.com/resident/ef410911-925e-4fc3-ab81-d1925fa4f70a