User:Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

Jumpman Lane ™

Quote

My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™

Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)

Layout Editrix, annie Juran
Circulation Editrix, G String
Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

Reportors and Photographers

Sillie Schmooz
Kryztine Ballinger
Dokan Dryssen
Krystel Sands
Jessy Lynch
Sole Jie
Vila Demonge

Former Staff

Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
Lady Dawson, former publisher
nomads Dagger, former reporter
Bane martinek, former photographer
Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

Business

CEO Jumpman Lane™

Directors

Sole Jie
Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO

Bane Martinek
Spook Tomorrow
Keyshop Coker
nomads Dagger

et al

Slut of the Year

Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

2007 Winner