User:Jumpman Lane

Jumpman Lane (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

Second Life's L'enfant Terrible

Jumpman NEVER for a second hesitates to put his foot deep in some tards crap! He doesn't look for trouble he IS trouble! From the second he logs on somebody asks wtf did you do? Why did ya do it! Blah blah blah!

Jumpy's Enemies

"I'll bury these cockaroches!!!! -J. lane

These turdballs offended Jumpy in one manner or another and got a foot in their crack! need to ask where their sol ja ja ja ja jas at!

Torley Linden (watermelon)
DjQuad Radio (mentally crippled!)
Starfighter Tammas (sebastion Cotepomi's furry alt)
sebastion Cotepomi (Starfighter's gorean slave-boy alt)
Myself Ah (crack-licker for prims)
Phooka Oh (sell-out)
Penn Euler (cry-baby)
Chris Norse (sl forums crybaby and whimp!)
The Forum Cartel (granny women all!)

The Great Watermelon Wars

Quote

My name is Lane...I bring out hoes, all spit-shined and sparklin', and glitterin fullbright into the world! I'm standing in the middle of the MFSL with a mini gatlin, like Tommy Vercetti... on the run in San Fiero, like C.J. ...waitin on the endless summer, like Jimmy Hopkins.

All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair!

Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Slut Magazine

Slut Magazine!

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

Founder, Jumpman Lane
Publisher, Luscioulumpchunks McMillian
Editrix-in-Chief, Kimber Martinek
Layout Editrix, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
Circulation Editrix, Brooklyen Balut
Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet

Reportors and Photographers

Sillie Schmooz
Kryztine Ballinger
Dokan Dryssen
Krystel Sands
Jessy Lynch
Sole Jie
Vila Demonge

Former Staff

Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former editrix
Lady Dawson, former publisher
nomads Dagger, former reporter
Bane martinek, former photographer
Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter

1 Slut Lane! Jumpy's crib in the cut! Where the magic happens! Slut Mag HQ! Where we spit shine and sparkle up hoes! Is you is or is you ain't invited! Only YOU know! AND I BUILT THAT! I am Lane...

External linx

Slut Magazine: [http://www.slutmaglane.com/

Slut Magazine Blog: [http://www.slutmagazine.blogspot.com/

Slut Magazine Superstars: [http://www.slutmaglane.ning.com/