User:Jumpman Lane

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Jumpman Lane ™ (born May 5, 2007 in Second Life), is the founder and chief executive officer of Slut Magazine.

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  • Jumpman Lane ™


Quotes

"Some people want to fuck around all day and also pretend to make a glossy magazine with interesting items and articles. A big example of a cockroach of this kind is Jumpman Lane."- Saveme Oh

  • All eyes on me! L-A-N-E! And I'm Jumpy! And you can't be me! And I know that ain't fair! But I dont care.- Jumpman Lane
  • Cause i stay jay walkin! two threees one meh feet! i'm ready to set the whole MFSL on ablaze. You fire-proof or swimmin in gasoline

Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine © 2007-2008 The CBM™

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Jumpman Lane™ 's Slut Magazine ©

Where dreams come true! Fullbright in Windlight! We spit shine and sparkle up only the prettiest avis for your titilation and edification! Keep ya eyes wide-peeled...and ENJOY!

Staff

Editorial

  • Founder, Publisher Jumpman Lane™

Co-Editrices-in-Chief

  • Editrix-in-Chief, Candace Flossburg (Ms. Can. Flo.)
  • Editrix-in-Chief, Kryztine Ballinger (Kriz Ballin)
  • Layout Editrix, annie Juran
  • Circulation Editrix, G String
  • Editrix-at-Large, Roxana Fouquet
  • Editrix-at-Large, CW Finesmith
  • Editrix-at-Large, Veronica2vixen Devoix

Reportors and Photographers

  • Sillie Schmooz
  • Kryztine Ballinger
  • Dokan Dryssen
  • Krystel Sands
  • Jessy Lynch
  • Sole Jie
  • Vila Demonge

Former Staff

  • Zelda Homewood (Crazy Zel), former Editrix-in-Chief
  • Lady Dawson, former publisher
  • nomads Dagger, former reporter
  • Bane martinek, former photographer
  • Anfrey Tripsa, former reporter
  • Luscioulumpchunks McMillian, former Editrix -in-Chief, former publisher

Business

  • CEO Jumpman Lane™

Directors

  • Sole Jie
  • Dokan Dryssen

Vice-presidents, special Assistants to the CEO

  • Bane Martinek
  • Spook Tomorrow
  • Keyshop Coker
  • nomads Dagger

et al

Slut of the Year

Given annually to the hottest girl to crace the pages of Slut magazine. The winner receives 10,000L$, a car and a motorcycle. (Though the first winner opted for a sculptie dog named Rommel and more cahsh :P )

2007 Winner

  • Roxana Fouquet

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