User:Corksoaker Gloom
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Corksoaker Gloom(born March 18, 2009) is a professional internet sitter. Formerly from America, Gloom spends his time sitting at the internet and enjoying water. Corksoaker has been vocal about his distate of mesh clothing variety for males. Only Octagons Yazimotocan hear those cries, though.
Formerly a redhead, Gloom has spent his time showing interest in virtual interior design while "cranxing."
TO BE CONTINUED...
Update 4/12/2013: Since this was last updated, Corksoaker has been on a wavy rollercoaster of life. He started changing his clothes for the first time in several months, which appeared to be a good thing. A step forward, if you will. Suddenly, people around him noticed he'd teleport in wearing demos. Before they knew it, he never took the demos off. For what seemed like an eternity, Corksoaker adamantly wore demo clothing regularly. While those close to him were extremely embarrassed and ashamed, they continued to support him and his stubborn crackness. When just about everyone thought this was the end of the small shred of sanity he had left, there was a light at the end of the tunnel. The beautiful and talented Octagons Yazimoto gave Corksoaker the opportunity of a lifetime, asking him to help in The Arcade event. Before you knew it, Corksoaker was borderline Mary Tyler Moore-ing it. Although to this day, he still wears demo shorts, it's a vast difference to the Corksoaker we once knew and tried our hardest to love. Corksoaker continues his work with Arcade with a bright future ahead of him, and resides in Mexico with his broken TV and mediocre-but-better-than-Pizza pool skills.
UPDATE 6/16/2015: Since we last caught up with him, Jenkel has been on quite the roller coaster from his computer chair. "Who is Jenkel?" Precisely. In late 2012, Corksoaker had his name legally changed to Jenkel. He has also mutated into many forms, including but not limited to: bluegrey bearded blind triangle forehead alien, deformed flat jellybean with limbs and large feet, pygmy hippo, bearded blind triangle forehead alien bellhop, and many more. Since life as a single father (Daughter: Carol, Son: Aaron) has taken a toll on him financially, he has taken up several jobs. Collabor88 Set-Up Manager, MishMish CSR, Flowey CSR and Olive CSR are just a few of the job titles he has recently acquired on his quest to make a better life for his children. Though a lot of changes have occurred in his life through out the last few years, one thing remains the same - Jenkel's inability to close his mouth.